What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again
dudes will call you a ho if you go to church or a ho if never seen the inside of a cathedral
dudes will call you a ho for fucking one person, one hundred people, or for not having sex with them
my point is that if you’re gonna be called a ho regardless, at least do yourself a favor and be the ho that YOU wanna be
I am inspired.
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years